A Nightmare in Wonderland

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bearded-glory:

bowie-with—boobs:

m1kevee:

alexkisu:

It ain’t true love until you kiss after oral

When has this ever been a big deal though, after giving or receiving either way

I’m fairly certain that person is just a weenie if they don’t kiss you after oral.

(Source: ekisaleks, via vintagevandals)

— 2 hours ago with 72180 notes
datassium:

THROWING UP BECAUSE THIS IS REAL

datassium:

THROWING UP BECAUSE THIS IS REAL

(via amandaaamn)

— 3 hours ago with 28077 notes

utterly-insane-panda:

noelanthony:

My first instinct when I see an animal is to say “hello”.

My first instinct when I see a person is to avoid eye contact and hope it goes away.

yes.

(via thatcoolkidmarissa)

— 3 hours ago with 452238 notes

wh0-the-fuck-cares-okay:

So here are some more selfies 😏

— 3 hours ago with 6 notes
grimsdark:

The next time a guy complains about being friendzoned, send him this picture.

grimsdark:

The next time a guy complains about being friendzoned, send him this picture.

(Source: peregrinemendicant, via x-floridakilos-x)

— 4 hours ago with 168216 notes